Let me start this one personally, because I’m not just repeating things I Googled. I actually worked for US Service Animals for a stint, and while I ultimately stepped away due to corporate policy insanity, my departure had absolutely nothing to do with their mission or integrity. In fact, I fully support what they do […]
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Dear Dogs of Wisdom, Why do dogs have to lay all over everything I want to sit or lay on? My dog seems to think that everything of mine belongs to him? Is this true? Callie: If you sit on it, does it officially belong to you? Absolutely yes. Ownership is established by contact. Fluffy
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It’s been a minute. Or lunar cycle, or…. well, I’m here now, ok? I didn’t disappear — I just got distracted. By Amazon Vine, by life, and by about seventeen side quests I never signed up for. But not once did I stop thinking about coming back here. This blog has been living rent-free in
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We did it! There’s a product in the store right now. Just one. Now don’t get your tail in a twist, we have just begun. This first product taught us how it’s done. It was Callie who wanted to show it off. Cody wanted to read books and eat snacks. So between the two of
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Dear Dogs of Wisdom, why do you roll in dead things? Seriously. Dead fish, dead frogs, dead whatever-that-used-to-be. What’s the deal?!” Callie’s Response (Her Highness, Callie Roo Khaleesi): First of all, let’s get one thing straight: I do not roll in dead things because I enjoy smelling like rotten zombie meat. I am far too
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Cody look! We get to do a post on our own new blog today! I’m going first…. “Of course you are….” I’m Callie, Callie Roo Kahleesi. I’m named after a famous queen. And my goober brother is Cody. Cody B. Cowdog. I’m not really sure what the “B” stands for, but if I had
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So… you’ve heard of the Illuminati. You’ve heard of the Freemasons. Now meet the organization that actually matters: A.S.S. — The American Splooter Society. Who’s in Charge? Cody B. Cowdog, naturally. He’s the President, the Master Splooter, and the proud founder of this prestigious club for alternative canine gymnastics – splooting, also known as Floor
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It’s been about seven weeks since I set out to build the Koolookin™ Site. Not an easy task for someone my age and limited tech skill. I started with a GoDaddy site that felt like walking around in shoes three sizes too small — restrictive, clunky, and just not me. Posting to social media was
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