The Queen of the Five-Minute Meltdown Has Returned

It’s been a minute. Or lunar cycle, or…. well, I’m here now, ok? I didn’t disappear — I just got distracted. By Amazon Vine, by life,  and by about seventeen side quests I never signed up for. But not once did I stop thinking about coming back here. This blog has been living rent-free in […]

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One Small Post for the Blog, One Giant Bed for Dogkind

We did it! There’s a product in the store right now. Just one. Now don’t get your tail in a twist, we have just begun. This first product taught us how it’s done. It was Callie who wanted to show it off. Cody wanted to read books and eat snacks. So between the two of

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Welcome to A.S.S.: The American Splooter Society

So… you’ve heard of the Illuminati. You’ve heard of the Freemasons. Now meet the organization that actually matters: A.S.S. — The American Splooter Society. Who’s in Charge? Cody B. Cowdog, naturally. He’s the President, the Master Splooter, and the proud founder of this prestigious club for alternative canine gymnastics – splooting, also known as Floor

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Building Koolookin – Seven Weeks In

It’s been about seven weeks since I set out to build the Koolookin™ Site. Not an easy task for someone my age and limited tech skill. I started with a GoDaddy site that felt like walking around in shoes three sizes too small — restrictive, clunky, and just not me. Posting to social media was

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