We Didn't Start out Being This Awesome, but Look at Us Now – We're Killing It!

Not All Vests Are Equal: The Real Difference Between Service Dogs and ESAs
Let me start this one personally, because I’m not just repeating things I Googled. I actually worked for US Service Animals for a stint, and while I ultimately stepped away due to corporate policy insanity,

If You Sit on It, Does It Officially Belong to You?
Dear Dogs of Wisdom, Why do dogs have to lay all over everything I want to sit or lay on? My dog seems to think that everything of mine belongs to him? Is this true?

The Queen of the Five-Minute Meltdown Has Returned
It’s been a minute. Or lunar cycle, or…. well, I’m here now, ok? I didn’t disappear — I just got distracted. By Amazon Vine, by life, and by about seventeen side quests I never signed

One Small Post for the Blog, One Giant Bed for Dogkind
We did it! There’s a product in the store right now. Just one. Now don’t get your tail in a twist, we have just begun. This first product taught us how it’s done. It was

Dear DOW: Why Do You Roll in Roadkill and Things That Stink?
Dear Dogs of Wisdom, why do you roll in dead things? Seriously. Dead fish, dead frogs, dead whatever-that-used-to-be. What’s the deal?!” Callie’s Response (Her Highness, Callie Roo Khaleesi): First of all, let’s get one thing

The Dogs of Wisdom: Advice No One Asked for But Everyone Needs
Cody look! We get to do a post on our own new blog today! I’m going first…. “Of course you are….” I’m Callie, Callie Roo Kahleesi. I’m named after a famous queen. And my

Welcome to A.S.S.: The American Splooter Society
So… you’ve heard of the Illuminati. You’ve heard of the Freemasons. Now meet the organization that actually matters: A.S.S. — The American Splooter Society. Who’s in Charge? Cody B. Cowdog, naturally. He’s the President, the

Building Koolookin – Seven Weeks In
It’s been about seven weeks since I set out to build the Koolookin™ Site. Not an easy task for someone my age and limited tech skill. I started with a GoDaddy site that felt like
