Cody look! We get to do a post on our own new blog today! I’m going first….
“Of course you are….”
I’m Callie, Callie Roo Kahleesi. I’m named after a famous queen. And my goober brother is Cody. Cody B. Cowdog. I’m not really sure what the “B” stands for, but if I had to guess I’d say Butt. Even though he is my brother, mom gave him a different last name because he looks like a cow with peach colored hair on his butt.
Yes, they call us the Dogs of Wisdom because well, we are. But me, I’m the one you’ll fall in love with first because I’m just all that and then some… I smell good, look good, snark good,…
“Hey wait a minute, Shortcake breath, I’m nicer than you are and more of a gentleman than you could ever dream of. Besides no one likes a Snark and that’s your middle name. People like nice dogs, so they’re going to like me first…”
“Sensitive a little bit are you Cody? I’m sorry, but you’re the one who licks rocks, and got caught red-handed trying to eat concept of time a few months ago. How’d that turned out for you?”
I did eat it! I farted dust for three days after that… “
“Oh yes, I remember that well. You couldn’t even stand to be in the same room with yourself, and I had to sleep under the bed so I could breathe”
“You liked it and you know it. Change the subject, people don’t want to hear about my butt smells, so just stop trying to tell everybody that they are going to love you first because that is so messed up. You’ll never admit that I’m smarter than you, you’re just too wrapped up in your tailfeathers to notice.”….
As I was saying, Cody and I are known pretty well around here as the Dogs of Wisdom because, I said so, and now everyone says so. But it’s true. Somehow, that name got attached to Cody too, and I’m still scratching my head trying to figure that one out. But he’s got potential, and he can even be funny at times. So I don’t mind including him, even though it’s difficult to share the same breathing space with him sometimes. I don’t know what I would do without him. (Shhhhhh)
We don’t care what you write to us about. We don’t care what you ask us, because we just want mail. Cody reads it all and I answer at all. We both have ALL of the answers. That’s why we have our own Advice Column, and YOU are reading it right now. That says a lot. It also means a lot. After all, we are not your everyday dogs. We are website Ambassa-dogs, skilled showers of the ways of everything, and we earned the official Prepper Pups Logo. We are Dogs of Wisdom. And This Entire Blog Is Ours.
Oh, our mom is Lady Cavalon. She’s really nice, and she lets us do whatever we want, except poop on the floor. Cody keeps trying, and sometimes I’ll do it just to get him in trouble. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Mom made our dog blog for us so that we could talk to the world. And the world can talk to us!
Our mom has the address to send messages to us. If you don’t send us messages, or ask us about things that no one else talks about, we’re going to make shit up as we go, but we’d rather hear from you so we can twist your original question like taffy, and shape it into origami flowers to give to you.
So we want mail: [email protected]
Now if you all don’t mind, I’ve got to go fluff my tail. I MUST have a salon appointment soon because I’m starting to stink again. Maybe I should find something stinky to roll in…. That will get me a Spa day….
Lady C, Callie Roo and Cody too
